Shakespeare's Bard of Soap UPG

Is your social life Tragicall? For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. You need a clean that's fresher than the plague-ridden countryside. All’s well that cleanses well when you use this soap for people with a Groats-Worth of Witte. They'll never write another pamphlet about you.

[fresh milk, cocoa butter]

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.